Okay, so I am on my third glass of this wonderful wine, and it exudes leather, dark cherries, coffee and cocoa.  Hell, my left ear is burning right now!  It's a great wine that has a nice finish, a rich color and the potential for a true player to close the deal.

This wine right here... this wine right here, well this wine right here will put you in another place.  Now, this is a good place.  The color is a lovely deep purple, and the weight lets you know that this aint some bitch ass quaff made by someone questionable.  No, this is a wine to have in front of a fireplace with someone special.  This wine holds some secret Wu-Tang sword technique.

Personally, if you love a woman, then get this wine.  Add a little chocolate and thank me later.